Top 10 Yaks of the week

1. “Shout out to the guy picking his nose in the parking garage, I hope you find what you’re looking for.”
2. “Whoever said you’re worth more than your grades clearly had no intention of applying to grad school.”
3. “I want someone to look at me the way Joe Biden looks at Obama.”
4. “Whenever I see high schoolers visiting I want to go up behind them and be like, ‘run while you can.’”
5. “I’d like to cancel my subscription to adult life.”
6. “College is kind of like trying to paint your nails with your non-dominant hand.”
7. “Shout out to myself, you haven’t cried yet today, congratulations.”
8. “Middle school teacher: ‘They won’t allow this in high school.’ High school teacher: ‘They won’t let this fly in college.’ College professor: ‘You guys want some chocolate milk?”
9. “Instagram would be a good name for a weed delivery service.”
10. “Three things that are guaranteed in life: birth, death, and OU kids talking about worms every time it rains.”