Top 10 Yaks of the year

1. “Is it really a parking ticket? Or are you just paying for a premium spot?”
2. “Dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding because you don’t floss.”
3. “Don’t be offended if someone doesn’t answer your text. Their phone is either ‘on silent’ or ‘right in front of their lying face.’”
4. “Shout out to the guy picking his nose in the parking garage, I hope you find what you’re looking for.”
5. “*Follows dreams* *dreams don’t follow back* *unfollows dreams.*”
6. “I know we’re all trash, but that’s why they are called garbage cans, not garbage cannots.”
7. “Buying books is like those cigarette commercials where they tear a piece of your face to pay.”
8. “Not sure if it’s a fire alarm or 2 girls seeing each other for the first time since last semester.”
9. “College is a lot like preschool: you sleep a lot, you miss your mom, and you have no idea what’s going on most of the time.”
10. “Imagine falling in love with someone and finding out they wear their Oakland ID on a lanyard around their neck.”