Yak of The Week: Dec 2

Top Yaks of the week

Shelby Tankersley

  1. “November is like the Thursday of the year.”

  2. “You know college has corrupted you when you start having a full on panic attack because you have to spend the day with your family and not studying.”

  3. “I don’t call myself hip. I’m more like… shoulder.”

  4. “You don’t really ‘go to bed’ in college, some naps are just longer than others.”

  5. “The bookstore should have Black Friday deals.”

  6. “New drinking game: take a shot every time a relative says something rude. I would be dead if I participated in this game.”

  7. “Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side.”

  8. “Okay we ate, can I go home now?”

  9. “Hair grows back, scars heal. Time goes on, mankind grows. But, one thing will never change. You can’t fix stupid.”

  10. “Everyone defines Thanksgiving as a day where we eat as much food as we can. But if this is the true definition of Thanksgiving then it happens for me 365 days a year!”