Two words: road trip. It’s a make or break experience for college summers. When there’s a combination of adult-like freedom and a sudden realization that your parents are insufferable, the important...
Are you feeling extreme emotional distress? Failing-oriented feelings of paranoia? Major-related identity dysphoria?
If one or more of the above is a direct result of finals stress, then maybe you...
Last week, I opened my email to those who want to ask me for advice. Some people took me up on it. But like, I write satire, people. You guys should have known it was a joke.
But still, people sent...
Toddlers are in for a hazy situation as students who want to smoke are protesting the police crack-down on campus cigarette use in a recent stream of radical smoking.
The Oakland University Police...
One dream-come-true has taken a drastic turn.
“Ever since it was built, I’ve wanted to climb Elliott Tower,” said Simon Snozzle, senior accounting major.
Snozzle was climbing Elliott Tower...
Everybody’s been dumped. Everybody’s dumped someone – I’m looking at you, SARAH. But most importantly, everyone’s been a sore loser after the whole ordeal is over.
Well, I’m telling you...
Think of yourself standing under a waterfall. The water is slowly rushing over you, and the energy is flowing from nature into you. It’s only when you completely let yourself become one with the water...
This week, we will be introducing a new section to The Oakland Post that features academic essays from the humanities departments, for reasons we’ll admit later.
This week’s winner is Stephen Armica,...
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction.
I’m here to send a laurel of peace to our neighbors at WXOU. I don’t care if you have better stuff than we do anymore. And, hopefully, you guys at the radio...
I don’t know if you’re familiar with this, but when you’ve got a hammock and your student ID, there’s a special time at night when nobody cares where you sleep.
I’ve been living in the Kresge...
Come honor the achievements of graduating LGBTQIA+ and ally students at the fifth annual Lavender Graduation Celebration on April 2.
Held at 1 p.m. in 110 O’Dowd Hall, the event is meant to reward...
Come on, guys. We offer up a great job with good pay and fun work and we get one application. One.
Now I know you guys can be busy sometimes, and that’s fine too. But when we get nothing but an application...
