Yaks of the Week: January 27

Shelby Tankersley, Editor-In-Chief|January 24, 2016

  1. “Lmao (laughing my anxiety off).”
  2. “Have you ever walked 500 miles? Have you ever been encouraged to walk 500 more? If so, you could be entitled to compensation. Call the pro claimers now.”
  3. “Will you guys drop out already so I can find a good parking spot.”
  4. “It’s the third week of class and I haven’t cried yet #record.”
  5. “Kudos to the people who get ready for their 8ams. I’m lucky if I remember to put my pants on.”
  6. “At that age when ‘back to school shopping’ means getting food for the apartment.”
  7. “National Honor Society did not prepare me for this.”
  8. “My car runs on pure gangstaline.”
  9. “Stress level: Kim Kardashian when she dropped her diamond in the ocean.”
  10. “I hate it when people call me funny because I feel like I have to say something really funny again and I just can’t handle that kind of pressure.”