Top Ten: Things you shouldn’t have said to your professors
There are really like twenty of these, but I only had the Top Ten graphic ready. So..
10. “Isn’t the administration pissing you off again? I could really use another week of vacation.”
9. “My doctor recommends listening to sounds to lull me to sleep. May I record your lecture?”
8. “Sorry I’m so late. I didn’t miss anything important though, right?”
7. “I was thinking about taking a different class, but your hot pepper rating on Rate My Professors swayed me.”
6. “I don’t know why my Spanish isn’t improving. Dora says I’m doing great!”
5. “If I ditch after the break, will I be marked absent?”
4. “I don’t know about the book, but the movie adaptation was awesome.”
3. “What’s this ‘Moodle’ you speak of?”
2. “I only got a B- on my paper? But I paid $19.95 for it!”
1. “The bookstore doesn’t believe me that I haven’t used my textbook all semester. Will you vouch for me?”
