10. A Black Eyed Peas cover band

9. Stadium karaoke — fans sing “Don’t Stop Believing,” “Tiny Dancer” and “Piano Man” in unison

8. Milli Vanilli and Ashlee Simpson — when you need someone to lip sync, you might as well call in the experts

7. The original members of the marching band that performed at Super Bowl I

6. An encore presentation of Christina Aguilera’s interpretation of the national anthem

5. The cast of Glee or former American Idols — FOX really missed its big chance at some shameless self-promoting of its own shows

4. 25 minutes of total silence

3. A Joe Buck and Troy Aikman duet, with special guest Terry Bradshaw (just don’t expect him to share the microphone)

2. The Harlem Boys Choir singing “Teach Me How to Dougie” and the best of Limp Bizkit

1. Literally anything — this could have easily been a top 10,000 list