The O’rena crowd sat quiet, stunned that Rochester University had kept the game close, as Tray Maddox took the ball up the floor with the game on the line. Rochester had just tied up the exhibition game...
Ah, Oakland University — home to the Golden Grizzlies, where students come to learn, socialize and partake in the many clubs, organizations and sporting events available on campus, then graduate and...
Dear South Found Bathrooms,
You will not be missed.
With the upcoming renovations to the beloved South Foundation Hall, it seems our days together are numbered. I will cherish every trip I take to...
Listen, my horny readers, I know what you freaks like. I see you all the time getting cuddled up in the most strange places. Whether it be the Oakland Center, the hallways of Varner or your cars, you people...
After the attendance of a different anti-abortion group on Oakland University’s campus last week, a new anti-abortion group came to campus to spread their message in a completely different way. The spokesman...
I hate you.
You know who you are. It’s the guy with the jacked up headlights on his shitty 2000 F-150.
I don’t understand the need to want to blind every driver passing you so you can see a little...
Lady Gaga once said, “Boys, boys, boys.”
As a straight, young woman in her prime dating days, I have developed a love/hate relationship with the male species. They’re so cute, but so stupid sometimes....
Don’t run stop signs, silly
Two Oakland University police officers were on patrol on the night of Aug. 20 when they observed a black Buick run the stop sign on west Oakland Drive. The black Buick...
It is a sad day in this great country of ours when another public space bars me from displaying my beautiful firearm openly for all to see. Today, the source of my insufferable sadness is Meijer. The store...
Katie LaDuke, Managing Editor
• September 11, 2019
The birds work for the bourgeoisie.
There. I said it. If there are any fellow TikTokers out there, you know what I’m talking about.
This isn’t a game though. Birds are not real. Maybe Reagan did...
The other night, I was going through my CDs … Yes, I still have those thin, circular, holographic things that no longer go in cars or anywhere, frankly, unless you have a Walkman — if one of you asks...
Hello, my friends. One thing has come to my attention throughout my two years of college: I'm getting fatter.
So, with this being my new reality, I need to start dieting. I have recently discovered...
