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SATIRE: Albaughs Advice Column: Freshman Edition

SATIRE: Albaugh’s Advice Column: Freshman Edition

Simon Albaugh, Social Media Editor October 3, 2017

I know, I know. Who’s this guy “tryna come at me” with another advice column? Who’s this old guy thinking he knows more than me? Well I’m just here to give you little “freshies” some helpful...

Movers and shakers attend Michigan Dance Festival

Movers and shakers attend Michigan Dance Festival

Katerina Mihailidis, Staff Reporter October 3, 2017

Oakland University’s School of Music, Theater and Dance is proudly co-hosting the 22nd annual Michigan Dance Festival on Saturday, Oct. 7 in Varner Hall. The Michigan Dance Council was founded in...

SATIRE: “Animal House disorder” support group continues to help delusional students.

SATIRE: “Animal House disorder” support group continues to help delusional students.

Simon Albaugh, Social Media Editor October 2, 2017

A support group at Oakland University continues to help students with delusions of constant partying, sex and John Belushi references finally learn to accept the sad reality. Known as “What did you...

Construction of the Oakland Center is causing some frustrations, among other controversial changes.

Students construct mixed feelings about changes on campus

Katie LaDuke, Managing Editor September 19, 2017

As students returned for the new semester, the campus looked quite different than it did in the spring. Construction crews set up shop along the exterior of the Oakland Center for the next year, and trailers...

The Blitz: September 20, 2017

The Blitz: September 20, 2017

AuJenee Hirsch, Editor-in-Chief September 19, 2017

Men’s soccer The Golden Grizzlies (2-5, 1-1 HL) took a 3-0 win Horizon League newcomer, IUPUI (0-5, 0-1 HL). Nyal Higgins scored the first goal of the night with a corner kick assisted by Noah Jensen. Nebojsa...

Fraternity Madness

Fraternity Madness

Stephen Armica, Satirist September 19, 2017

Disclaimer: this article is written by a student who was part of a fraternity is meant to be in good fun. At The Post, we believe in making fun of everyone equally. This satirical article may startle...

The Alt-Left: American vs. European perspectives

The Alt-Left: American vs. European perspectives

Stephen Armica, Satirist September 19, 2017

But what about the Alt-Left? It is a concern President Donald Trump had in order to seem like he’s not yelling at his constituency. But does Trump have any idea what he’s talking about? A lot of...

Little Caesars Arena: Is it racist?

Little Caesars Arena: Is it racist?

Stephen Armica, Satirist September 19, 2017

The Oakland Post’s coverage of important issues in Detroit has brought us to the center of a very recent controversy. Specifically, many activists feel sickened by the booking of a musician who appropriated...

SATIRE: How to fail a class in your first semester

Simon Albaugh, Social Media Editor September 12, 2017

Let me just start this by saying that there is nothing exciting about “not doing enough homework” or “spending too much time partying.” No. Those are not the wimpy things this article’s going...

Joe Arpaio is a vampire that feeds on Mexicans (AKA Tlahuelpuchi)

Joe Arpaio is a vampire that feeds on Mexicans (AKA Tlahuelpuchi)

Stephen Armica, Satirist September 5, 2017

President Donald Trump’s recent pardon of former Sheriff Joe Arpaio has many shaking their heads in agony, wondering why this matters or celebrating along with David Duke. While the first two are appropriate,...

SATIRE: The importance of being obnoxious abroad: The Fourth of July

Stephen Armica, Satirist July 28, 2017

When God created this great, green earth, he had two things on his mind: Don’t f*** with the second amendment. Also celebrate the Fourth of July. Since I’m a member of this beautiful country we call...

Police Files July 5

Shelby Tankersley, Editor-In-Chief June 29, 2017

Arrest on Campus On June 8, a man came into the Oakland University Police Department and turned himself in. He had applied for a concealed pistol license, during which he became aware of his arrest...

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