10. To a stranger at the bar — it’s unlikely either of you will remember anyway

9. Dial a telephone number at random (hopefully someone picks up — you don’t need your confession to be immortalized in a voicemail)

8. Message in a bottle — it worked for The Police

7. Type it in Wingdings font — no one will be able to decipher it

6. E-mail President Russi — consider him the high priest of OU

5. Tweet your sins — just keep them at 140 characters or less

4. Send a text message to your favorite cleric — any phone should at least be able to do that, provided it was made post-1992

3. In a bathroom stall — it can’t be as absurd as anything already written there

2. A letter to the editor to The Oakland Post — we can’t guarantee we’ll publish it, but we’ll get a kick out of it anyway

1. To the statue of the Grizz outside the O’rena — he’s a great listener and he doesn’t judge