10. Michele Bachmann shows up with Sarah Palin hair.

9. Herman Cain brings pizza to his starving college students.

8. Rick Perry convinces the Board of Trustees to overturn the campus gun ban.

7. Candidates square off in either a Dagorhir or Quidditch match.

6. The Michigan GOP adopts Clawzz as its mascot. Grizz is not happy.

5. Ron Paul and Newt Gingrich pre-announce their candidacies for the 2020 election

4.  Jimmy McMillian creates the ‘Tuition is too Damn High!’ party.

3. Mitt Romney points to his hand and says, “I am from here.”

2. Rick Santorum asks that you don’t Google him to find more information.

1. Sarah Palin declares candidacy while taking care of the campus deer population.