Kids Bop Karen deserves better
Kidz Bop Karen is not as bad as she is made out to be
Imagine — you’re sitting in your mommy’s mini van, expecting the usual schedule of WalMart tantrums and soccer practice when it happens. The bad finger is out and so is the road rage. She tells you to shut up and listen to Kidz Bop while she cusses out some lousy driver.
We’ve all known and loved Karen to be the manager requesting, PTA leading soccer mom but her next evolution is getting a lot of heat on Twitter and TikTok. You know what though, she doesn’t deserve it.
Let’s put Kidz Bop Karen on trial, and I’ll prove to you that she and all the other boomers in the world get too much hate from the youths.
My girl was just doing her duty, and y’all can’t handle it. She’s a busy, stay at home MOTHER, and all you lazy millennials just don’t understand what that’s like. You’re riding to work in an Uber, you can’t even bother yourself to drive like an adult. She’s driving her kids to church camp in a 2020 Honda Odyssey mama, so you better watch your back and get your priorities straight.
I’m not saying the driver deserved to get yelled at, but he did curve my girl hard like that. What else was she supposed to do, just drive away like a normal person? Of course not, she’s a Karen for god’s sake, not a Lindsey or a Jessica.
Karen is a good mom, and no one wants to admit it. She knew she was about to throw down, so she absolutely had on “Truth Hurts” from Kidz Bop 40 for her impressionable kids to listen to. She can’t have her kids hearing her calling you a bitch! Maybe in her rage she forgot to reel up her windows before she went off, but I’m not saying she doesn’t have faults.
Everyone needs to calm down. Take it from Karen, just calm down. There’s no need to be a bitch ass hoe, Karen was just doing what needed to be done. Put yourself in her shoes, have a little empathy.
Even if her kids heard her through the sweet tunes of a 12 year old rapping “Lucid Dreams,” it’s better they heard it from her and not some freaky stranger on the streets, right? Those kids are gonna grow up and hear swears all the time, so it’s better they come equipped with the right vocabulary to tell off their fourth grade teacher when she gives them an extra sheet of math homework.
To close, I leave you all with this — Kidz Bop Karen is just another misunderstood, unfortunate victim of the kids today. Back in her day, she didn’t have to worry about getting recorded and exposed on the internet for her crackheaded, asshole ways, she could just go about her business in peace. But instead, she’s been singled out and targeted for no reason by entitled millennials that just don’t get how hard it is to be a stay at home mom on the nice side of town.
What would you have done?
Kidzbop • May 25, 2022 at 11:59 PM
Wait… Is this satire? This has to be satire… Or you’ve just never gotten punched before, I can’t figure it out..
Merideth • Dec 15, 2021 at 1:11 AM
Uh huh…sure. Close calls happen in traffic all the time not personal why you need to be aware to react defensively not get hung up on point you’re in the right…won’t mean crap or undue harm in end you put your kids is most dangerous situation possible. You can 100% tell KBK real problem was the girl was young, thin and attractive why she referenced right away. It escalated into a jealousy thing real quick. Attacking passenger didn’t even make sense, and continued bullying and harassing her looks on social media calling her fat with bad skin (the irony here)…wouldn’t even apologize only to driver. Someone needs to work on her insecurities, not outwardly attacking anyone she thinks prettier than her. World doesn’t revolve around you KBK and wouldn’t be surprised if hurts her kids in accident sooner or later due to this mindset (confronting the wrong person in the middle of the road with running car and window down ). Wouldn’t be surprised if husband’s entire mindset now changed about her especially since not even sorry for looking like a deranged lunatic. Some things you just can’t undo or unsee. Won’t be intentional but unfortunately basic human behavior we are all wired the same and everyone pretty much came away with same reaction from the faces, crazy eyes, foul nasty mouth and unflattering outfit, face and hair because the ugliness inside made you now focus on the appearance outside. Strangers hate her after watching not a stretch to include those who do and no excuses or sugar coating going to help that. The official response speaks volumes and sealed this fate.
Dr Phil • Feb 23, 2020 at 2:49 AM
Don’t smoke crack and drive your kids around
Kelly • Jan 7, 2020 at 2:07 PM
I can’t tell if this is satire or not.
Jennifer • Dec 11, 2019 at 7:55 PM
I personally love KBK, she was probably having a real Sh*tty day, her kids were driving her nuts and she had sh*t to do and places to go. I have definitely had days like this, most ppl don’t like to admit that they have lost their cool and flipped their lid. The girl in the back did not have to post the video, she sucks for that. Wait until she has kids and some idiot puts her child at risk. Some ppl have no clue what it’s like not to be a spoiled B*tch and have real life problems. You ROCK KBK! Keep being a kick a** mom:)
Karen Again • Dec 4, 2019 at 3:32 AM
Sweet little baby millennials can’t identify a Xennial when they pop their head through your window.
Candice • Nov 30, 2019 at 5:10 AM
These comments are on point!
Leah beah • Nov 22, 2019 at 7:48 PM
If this isnt the most boomer thing ive ever read lol we are entitled… Yet boomers cant possibly take accountability for their actions… Ever. “ItS nOt HeR fAulT sHeS cRaZy… iTs YoUrs.”
Ok boomer • Nov 21, 2019 at 11:54 AM
okay boomer
Karen • Nov 21, 2019 at 8:58 AM
Firstly, I’d make sure I knew Karen was a boomer (she’s not.) Secondly, if I didn’t want people making broad sweeping generalizations about my generation (KBK is a known millennial defender, but thanks for all those bitchy jabs) I’d be careful not to make them about other (wrongly identified) generations. Thirdly, no minivan. Fourthly, I’d maybe use my cognitions reasoning skills and recognize I have one side of a story and not be so judgey. But hey – who am I to say?