Top Yaks of the Week

Shelby Tankersley

1. “IF YOU CAN’T HANDLE ME AT MY WORST I don’t blame you, neither can I most of the time.”

2. “Dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding because you don’t floss.”

3. “I love asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because I’m still looking for ideas.”

4. “Can I use yakaramas to pay my tuition?”

5. “You shouldn’t have to go to class if it’s darker than your future outside in the morning.”

6. “Pro tip: if you leave your homework until the last minute, it will only take a minute.”

7. “If you’re really glad it’s Friday clap your hands *clap clap.*”

8. “When can I stop playing college? This is quite exhausting.”

9. “What is this ‘free time’ you speak of?”

10. “Yik Yak will be the reason I flunk out of college.”