Top Yaks of the Week
Shelby Tankersley
“IF YOU CAN’T HANDLE ME AT MY WORST I don’t blame you, neither can I most of the time.”
“Dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding because you don’t floss.”
“I love asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because I’m still looking for ideas.”
“Can I use yakaramas to pay my tuition?”
“You shouldn’t have to go to class if it’s darker than your future outside in the morning.”
“Pro tip: if you leave your homework until the last minute, it will only take a minute.”
“If you’re really glad it’s Friday clap your hands *clap clap.*”
“When can I stop playing college? This is quite exhausting.”
“What is this ‘free time’ you speak of?”
“Yik Yak will be the reason I flunk out of college.”