Top Yaks of the week

Yik Yak is a place for anyone to vent, complain, tell jokes, post personals or whatever else they feel like sharing.

“I’m only up because if I get anymore beauty sleep you will all worship me as your queen and I’m too modest for that life.”
“Buying books is like those cigarette commercials where they tear a piece of your face to pay.”
“Did you hear about the kidnapping at OU? He woke up.”
“Trying to not look like a freshman that’s lost looking for their classes is the real struggle.”
“My backpack is going to swallow my body.”
“I thought I’ve seen everything on this campus, but I just watched someone drive the opposite way in the roundabout.”
“Is is really too much to ask that I be respected, admired, and beloved by all?”
“BREAKING NEWS: The Energizer Bunny was arrested today and charged with battery.”
“Ever wonder if deaf people read the lyrics to top 40 songs and think ‘being deaf isn’t so bad after all’”?
“Fingers crossed I get hotter by next year.”