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Top Ten: Most anticipated Halloween costumes of 2010

By Rory McCarty|October 4, 2010

There are really like twenty of these, but I only had the Top Ten graphic ready. So..

10. Lady Gaga in a meat dress

9. LeBron James with mandatory inflated ego

8. Christine O’Donnell, witch governor of Delaware; complete with anti-masturbation spell

7. Gulf of Mexico Charlie the Tuna, covered in crude oil

6. Tiger Woods; comes with Tiger Woods’ personal harem

5. Snooki; recycle your Oopma Loompa costume from last year

4. Sexy version of your favorite childhood cartoon character, e.g. sexy Optimus Prime

3. Lindsay Lohan with press-on obscenity nails, SCRAM bracelet and cocaine residue

2. Elderly Sylvester Stallone, with colostomy bag on ammo belt

1. The legendary Construction Barrel Man

The Oakland Post reserves no rights to these ideas — we encourage you to steal them. Just send us a photo.

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