Top Ten: Most anticipated Halloween costumes of 2010
10. Lady Gaga in a meat dress
9. LeBron James with mandatory inflated ego
8. Christine O’Donnell, witch governor of Delaware; complete with anti-masturbation spell
7. Gulf of Mexico Charlie the Tuna, covered in crude oil
6. Tiger Woods; comes with Tiger Woods’ personal harem
5. Snooki; recycle your Oopma Loompa costume from last year
4. Sexy version of your favorite childhood cartoon character, e.g. sexy Optimus Prime
3. Lindsay Lohan with press-on obscenity nails, SCRAM bracelet and cocaine residue
2. Elderly Sylvester Stallone, with colostomy bag on ammo belt
1. The legendary Construction Barrel Man
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