Top 10 Yaks of the Week

Yik Yak is a place for anyone to vent, complain, tell jokes, post personals or whatever else they feel like sharing.

Yik Yak is a place for anyone to vent, complain, tell jokes, post personals or whatever else they feel like sharing.

By Shelby Tankersley

  1. “If you say ‘bro’ three times in front of a mirror in a dark room, a guy in a snapback will appear and ask if you have kik.”
  2. “The reason my grandma doesn’t listen to rap and hip hop music is because apparently it’s ALL about throwing pregnant women down stairs…guess I need to pay more attention to the lyrics.”
  3. “She plays me on Trivia Crack, so it’s safe to say that things are getting pretty serious.”
  4. “I don’t know why my friends think I’m so immature. Maybe it’s because I haven’t given them their noses back yet.”
  5. “Call a girl pretty a thousand times, she’ll never remember. Call her fat once and she’ll never forget. Because elephants never forget.”
  6. “Do math majors graduate with degrees or radians?”
  7. “Sitting at a different table than usual in the OC… so I guess you could say I’m really stepping out of my comfort zone.”
  8. “You know the parking at Oakland is bad when you have nightmares about not being able to find a spot.”
  9. “Thank you Chartwells for the unplanned entertainment of a Pepsi machine creating an unstoppable waterfall.”
  10. “Just inhaled a snowflake and saw my life flash before my eyes.”