Top 10 Yaks of the Week
- “If you say ‘bro’ three times in front of a mirror in a dark room, a guy in a snapback will appear and ask if you have kik.”
- “The reason my grandma doesn’t listen to rap and hip hop music is because apparently it’s ALL about throwing pregnant women down stairs…guess I need to pay more attention to the lyrics.”
- “She plays me on Trivia Crack, so it’s safe to say that things are getting pretty serious.”
- “I don’t know why my friends think I’m so immature. Maybe it’s because I haven’t given them their noses back yet.”
- “Call a girl pretty a thousand times, she’ll never remember. Call her fat once and she’ll never forget. Because elephants never forget.”
- “Do math majors graduate with degrees or radians?”
- “Sitting at a different table than usual in the OC… so I guess you could say I’m really stepping out of my comfort zone.”
- “You know the parking at Oakland is bad when you have nightmares about not being able to find a spot.”
- “Thank you Chartwells for the unplanned entertainment of a Pepsi machine creating an unstoppable waterfall.”
- “Just inhaled a snowflake and saw my life flash before my eyes.”