Every day it seems becoming a drug lord is a more viable option than classes.

What do you mean you are out of American cheese, what country is this?

*Hides from everyone I used to go to high school with.*

Left some adderall in my Ford Fiesta. Now it’s a Ford Focus.

Two long boarders just went past each other and I’m disappointed they didn’t high five or something.

Before I graduate I will have scaled the Clock Tower dressed as a gorilla.

Math will satisfy my foreign language requirement, right?

My favorite type of men is ramen.

The correct pronunciation of Au Bon Pan is “Café O’Bears.”

College is nice. You can wear the same shirt two days in a row if you have to because your MWF people don’t know about your TR life.

Extras

Michigan dress code: Hoodie, shorts, snow boots, winter hat…

Yakarma is basically participation points.