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SATIRE: How pass time on the weekends when you’re stuck on campus

Simon Albaugh, Social Media Editor November 7, 2017

Parents can’t drive you? Not enough room in the car for that MSU party? Grandma had her license revoked? AND you can’t afford car insurance? Well, I genuinely feel terrible for you. It’s no secret...

SATIRE: The only honest quit-smoking article youll ever read.

SATIRE: The only honest quit-smoking article you’ll ever read.

Simon Albaugh, Social Media Editor October 31, 2017

I’m quitting smoking. Which means that I’m ornery, constantly hungry and I was almost arrested after calling a police officer who pulled me over what I had for dinner the night before (pork). But most...

SATIRE: Why I chose to culturally appropriate basic white girls for Halloween

SATIRE: Why I chose to culturally appropriate basic white girls for Halloween

Stephen Armica, Satirist October 31, 2017

Amateur cultural theorist Stephen Armica asked to publish his findings on the phenomena of cultural appropriation during Halloween in The Oakland Post. We didn’t read it before we agreed to do it, so...

SATIRE: Remembering Oakstock: the only time the college republicans did anything cool.

SATIRE: Remembering Oakstock: the only time the college republicans did anything cool.

Stephen Armica, Satirist October 23, 2017

The Oakland Post talked to amateur historian Stephen Armica to help us with the Looking Back Issue. It took us a while to realize that he had no idea what he was talking about, but we still have an issue...

SATIRE: That one time WEPA printing system gained omniscience

SATIRE: That one time WEPA printing system gained omniscience

Simon Albaugh, Social Media Editor October 23, 2017

It was a calm fall day. The sky was blue, the leaves were orange and the WEPA printer screens were black. The IT department was called immediately to the scene, where workers wondered what actually...

Sammy Condon became

Oakland volleyball player selected as 2017 CLASS Award candidate

Katie LaDuke, Managing Editor October 17, 2017

On Oct. 3, it was announced that Oakland University volleyball’s Sammy Condon was selected as a candidate for the 2017 Senior CLASS Award in collegiate volleyball. Condon was one of 30 NCAA student-athletes...

SATIRE: A day in the life of an Oakland Post satire writer

SATIRE: A day in the life of an Oakland Post satire writer

Stephen Armica, Satirist October 17, 2017

I know you have all been wondering, “What’s a day in the life of an Oakland Post satire writer like?” And while I can’t stop you from wishing you were me, I can help you with that quandary. 6:00...

SATIRE: Brawl erupts in Kresge Library over free pizza and coffee

SATIRE: Brawl erupts in Kresge Library over free pizza and coffee

Simon Albaugh, Social Media Editor October 10, 2017

In preparation for midterms, Oakland University made the mistake of offering free pizza and coffee on the ground floor of Kresge Library. In the ensuing battle for the limited resources, the library was...

SATIRE: A passive-aggressive op-ed from your mother

SATIRE: A passive-aggressive op-ed from your mother

Your Mother, Who is very disappointed in you October 10, 2017

I was expecting a call this Saturday. Did you just forget about it? I guess you must’ve forgotten who literally brought you into this cruel world WHERE YOU DON’T CALL! Anyway, I thought I’d buy...

Photo of the Week

John Bozick, Web Editor October 9, 2017

How to miss your flight in a foreign country

Katerina Mihailidis, Staff Reporter October 8, 2017

Worried that you might never have the most interesting story to tell your friends and family after having experienced the worst few days of your life? Like missing your flight in a foreign country (trust...

The Blitz

The Blitz

Katie LaDuke, Managing Editor October 3, 2017

Men’s Golf: On Monday, Sept. 25, Oakland men’s golf recorded a final score of 872 (+20) to come in second at the NKU Fall Classic at Elks Run Golf Club in Batavia, Ohio. Jake Keen led the Golden...

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