Simon Albaugh, Social Media Editor
• November 7, 2017
Parents can’t drive you? Not enough room in the car for that MSU party? Grandma had her license revoked? AND you can’t afford car insurance? Well, I genuinely feel terrible for you.
It’s no secret...
Simon Albaugh, Social Media Editor
• October 31, 2017
I’m quitting smoking. Which means that I’m ornery, constantly hungry and I was almost arrested after calling a police officer who pulled me over what I had for dinner the night before (pork). But most...
Amateur cultural theorist Stephen Armica asked to publish his findings on the phenomena of cultural appropriation during Halloween in The Oakland Post. We didn’t read it before we agreed to do it, so...
The Oakland Post talked to amateur historian Stephen Armica to help us with the Looking Back Issue. It took us a while to realize that he had no idea what he was talking about, but we still have an issue...
Simon Albaugh, Social Media Editor
• October 23, 2017
It was a calm fall day. The sky was blue, the leaves were orange and the WEPA printer screens were black.
The IT department was called immediately to the scene, where workers wondered what actually...
On Oct. 3, it was announced that Oakland University volleyball’s Sammy Condon was selected as a candidate for the 2017 Senior CLASS Award in collegiate volleyball. Condon was one of 30 NCAA student-athletes...
I know you have all been wondering, “What’s a day in the life of an Oakland Post satire writer like?” And while I can’t stop you from wishing you were me, I can help you with that quandary.
6:00...
Simon Albaugh, Social Media Editor
• October 10, 2017
In preparation for midterms, Oakland University made the mistake of offering free pizza and coffee on the ground floor of Kresge Library. In the ensuing battle for the limited resources, the library was...
Your Mother, Who is very disappointed in you
• October 10, 2017
I was expecting a call this Saturday. Did you just forget about it? I guess you must’ve forgotten who literally brought you into this cruel world WHERE YOU DON’T CALL!
Anyway, I thought I’d buy...
Worried that you might never have the most interesting story to tell your friends and family after having experienced the worst few days of your life? Like missing your flight in a foreign country (trust...
Men’s Golf: On Monday, Sept. 25, Oakland men’s golf recorded a final score of 872 (+20) to come in second at the NKU Fall Classic at Elks Run Golf Club in Batavia, Ohio.
Jake Keen led the Golden...