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SATIRE: Student rethinks college career after answering wrong during class

Patrick Sullivan, Web Editor January 30, 2018

No person on Earth can escape the grasp of humiliation once it takes its hold, and it is a grip that Ernest Hamilton has become all too familiar with over the past few days. It was a cold day at Oakland...

Mens basketball Buffalo Wild Wings watch party

Men’s basketball Buffalo Wild Wings watch party

January 30, 2018

Exactly three weeks to the day, the Golden Grizzlies got shocked at home by the Northern Kentucky Norse 87-83. This propelled the Norse into first place in the Horizon League and Oakland fell to third...

SATIRE: 9 Celebrities that will be running for president in 2020

SATIRE: 9 Celebrities that will be running for president in 2020

Simon Albaugh, Social Media Editor January 16, 2018

Oprah just announced her candidacy run for the next presidential election. Remaining in her station as a source of inspiration, she’s even created a movement of other media celebrities announcing their...

How OU and UCLA use unused meal swipes

Emily Morris, Managing Editor January 16, 2018

There’s a rotating line of people on campus multiple times everyday, where students patiently wait for their turn.  Throughout our fast-paced society, there are few commodities that are universally...

SATIRE: A college students guide to giving up on your resolution by the end of January

SATIRE: A college student’s guide to giving up on your resolution by the end of January

Simon Albaugh, Social Media Editor January 2, 2018

Let’s face it, the only thing keeping you on this workout routine, this new diet or this complete lack of alcohol is the Facebook post you can’t wait to write on Dec. 31, 2018 saying that you actually...

SATIRE: The perks of being on the road

SATIRE: The perks of being on the road

Simon Albaugh, Social Media Editor January 1, 2018

I don’t normally have to think about my safety. I say normally because I’m currently writing this in the passenger seat as my friend pushes 95 on a Kentucky freeway with a joint between his fingertips....

SATIRE: The red cups runneth over with holiday cheer

SATIRE: The red cups runneth over with holiday cheer

William Smithsonson & Stephen Armica, Fictitious Contributors December 5, 2017

The Oakland Post hosted a debate between Stephen Armica and William Smithsonson about everyone's favorite holiday argument: Whether or not Starbucks' stopping red cups were an attack on Christmas or not. William...

SATIRE: 10 media buzzwords that will piss you off

SATIRE: 10 media buzzwords that will piss you off

Simon Albaugh, Social Media Editor December 5, 2017

Just like 2016, this year hasn’t been the greatest. There’s been a lot of political aggression, presidential craziness and, you know, Nazis. So to help you out, I thought I’d make some things...

SATIRE: Stephen Armica fights Black Friday tradition with his fists

SATIRE: Stephen Armica fights Black Friday tradition with his fists

Simon Albaugh, Social Media Editor November 28, 2017

For most people, Black Friday is all about the deals. You walk in, get yourself a television for 80 percent off and come home thinking you’re a more fulfilled person. That’s not the case for Stephen...

SATIRE: The real meaning of Thanksgiving

SATIRE: The real meaning of Thanksgiving

Simon Albaugh, Social Media Editor November 28, 2017

Let me just start this article by saying that I didn’t actually eat Thanksgiving dinner. I had every intention to, but I missed it. Instead, my uncle and I drank beer and smoked cigarettes in his...

SATIRE: Satire proposals that didn’t make it to print

Simon Albaugh, Social Media Editor November 14, 2017

Like icebergs, the majority of the work that goes into your weekly satire fix doesn’t get shown. We’ve had thousands of wonderful ideas that couldn’t make it in the issue with our advertising revenue...

SATIRE: The political parties of college campuses

SATIRE: The political parties of college campuses

Stephen Armica, Satirist November 7, 2017

It’s no secret that America is divided. But the interesting thing that I didn’t realize is that there’s more than just people who either agree with me or are disappointments of human beings. So to...

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