No person on Earth can escape the grasp of humiliation once it takes its hold, and it is a grip that Ernest Hamilton has become all too familiar with over the past few days.
It was a cold day at Oakland...
Exactly three weeks to the day, the Golden Grizzlies got shocked at home by the Northern Kentucky Norse 87-83. This propelled the Norse into first place in the Horizon League and Oakland fell to third...
Simon Albaugh, Social Media Editor
• January 16, 2018
Oprah just announced her candidacy run for the next presidential election. Remaining in her station as a source of inspiration, she’s even created a movement of other media celebrities announcing their...
There’s a rotating line of people on campus multiple times everyday, where students patiently wait for their turn. Throughout our fast-paced society, there are few commodities that are universally...
Simon Albaugh, Social Media Editor
• January 2, 2018
Let’s face it, the only thing keeping you on this workout routine, this new diet or this complete lack of alcohol is the Facebook post you can’t wait to write on Dec. 31, 2018 saying that you actually...
Simon Albaugh, Social Media Editor
• January 1, 2018
I don’t normally have to think about my safety. I say normally because I’m currently writing this in the passenger seat as my friend pushes 95 on a Kentucky freeway with a joint between his fingertips....
William Smithsonson & Stephen Armica, Fictitious Contributors
• December 5, 2017
The Oakland Post hosted a debate between Stephen Armica and William Smithsonson about everyone's favorite holiday argument: Whether or not Starbucks' stopping red cups were an attack on Christmas or not.
William...
Simon Albaugh, Social Media Editor
• December 5, 2017
Just like 2016, this year hasn’t been the greatest. There’s been a lot of political aggression, presidential craziness and, you know, Nazis.
So to help you out, I thought I’d make some things...
Simon Albaugh, Social Media Editor
• November 28, 2017
For most people, Black Friday is all about the deals. You walk in, get yourself a television for 80 percent off and come home thinking you’re a more fulfilled person.
That’s not the case for Stephen...
Simon Albaugh, Social Media Editor
• November 28, 2017
Let me just start this article by saying that I didn’t actually eat Thanksgiving dinner. I had every intention to, but I missed it.
Instead, my uncle and I drank beer and smoked cigarettes in his...
Simon Albaugh, Social Media Editor
• November 14, 2017
Like icebergs, the majority of the work that goes into your weekly satire fix doesn’t get shown. We’ve had thousands of wonderful ideas that couldn’t make it in the issue with our advertising revenue...
It’s no secret that America is divided. But the interesting thing that I didn’t realize is that there’s more than just people who either agree with me or are disappointments of human beings. So to...