Two former Golden Grizzlies will be suiting up in Allendale next season when they begin the basketball season. Both Isaiah Brock and Chris Gilbert have transferred to Grand Valley State University (GVSU)...
Dear Oakland,
It has been almost a month and a half since we were separated by the cruelty of the winter semester ending. I long for you like no other. Since I’ve been gone, I have no words to describe...
The semester is almost over, so let's end the year right with a personal story on why I gave up on my dreams.
It's October 2016. I'm a naive 18-year-old aspiring actress with dreams of reaching Hollywood....
With Friday the 13th rapidly approaching, Oakland University students are already seeing signs of the spiritual world coming to life. The spirits are reportedly only able to be seen by the sophomore through...
1. Drive people from their residence hall to their parking spot
Parking at Oakland is… less than ideal. So, when it gets into the wee hours of the night, especially in the cold months. You can sit...
The three necessities for survival in human beings are air, water and Dennis’ cooking. Commuters know nothing about this man and what he means to residents on campus who eat in the Vandenberg Dining...
Investigative efforts of The Oakland Post have recently uncovered a shocking secret kept by Oakland University administration. While the Oakland Center's renovation may appear to be for the purposes of...
I’m not one to complain, but this year’s “winter break” (spring break) sucked. It rained so much, I had to share my cigarettes with the raccoons taking shelter on my porch. It was cold enough that...
Simon Albaugh, The real Stephen Armica
• February 27, 2018
Stephen Armica, our beloved fictitious humor writer, has left us.
In an effort to maintain the memory of his legacy, we wanted to list some of the truly amazing things he has done.
When he first...
Simon Albaugh, Social Media Editor
• February 12, 2018
I’ll admit, I don’t know the intricacies of Valentine’s Day. I don’t know who pays for the meal in this day and age or whether a hug means that they’re marriage material or not.
But I do know...
Aquarius (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18): You are the natural leader of the pack. You are the innovator. You can do anything. You also don’t understand when someone is being condescending and facetious just to...
If your student loans could talk, what would they say? Would they be friendly and supportive?
I think we all don't want to know what the answer to those questions are. Even if they were able to, student...
