The Oakland Post

SATIRE: A gentle reminder that finals are coming soon

Simon Albaugh, Staff Reporter

April 11, 2017

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Think of yourself standing under a waterfall. The water is slowly rushing over you, and the energy is flowing from nature into you. It’s only when you completely let yourself become one with the water and energy that some assh...

SATIRE: An end to the fighting between The Post and WXOU

Simon Albaugh, Staff Reporter

April 4, 2017

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Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. I’m here to send a laurel of peace to our neighbors at WXOU. I don’t care if you have better stuff than we do anymore. And, hopefully, you guys at the radio station can look forwar...

SATIRE: History in the making – Folk songs from the unpaid-internship era

Simon Albaugh, Staff Reporter

March 14, 2017

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They say history should be told through the stories of everyday people. Artists like Woody Guthrie, Leadbelly and Bob Dylan are all famous for their storytelling through music that still inspires today's folk tradition. In an effor...

SATIRE: The pros and cons of how you spent your spring break

Simon Albaugh, Staff Reporter

February 28, 2017

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Time’s up, y’all. Did you have a good break? Or did you sign up for five classes and cry for nine days straight like I did? The general consensus is that there’s only two things you can do during a college spring break:...

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