The Oakland Post

Curse of the Oakland Center circle: proven

By Scott Wolchek

February 4, 2014

It’s circular, enchanted with dark magic− and most of us have stepped on it. The circle in front of the Oakland Center has long been rumored to be imbued with evil forces, and now it’s been verified.“I was a 4.0 studen...

Mouthing off: Of mice and college men

By Scott Wolchek

January 28, 2014

There’s a mouse in my house, more cunning than the devil himself.Not only does he constantly outwit my roommates and I, but he is adding much unwanted destruction to our apartment. He tears holes in backpacks, rips the carpet with h...

Internet connection part II: Falling out of love

By Brian Figurski

January 15, 2014

About a year ago, I browsed a photo album and went on a spirit journey through in the Internet to find a long forgotten friend of mine, Cameron (sic). I even wrote a sadistic stalk-inspiring article about it.Damn you all for n...

Mouthing off: Thanksgiving is the new black

By Brian Figurski

November 26, 2013

Thanksgiving will always hold a special place in my heart. November’s fourth Thursday always brings back golden memories of the Lions being utterly decimated, my first taste of whiskey via my sneaky uncle and Grandma’s to-die-fo...

Sigh of relief

Contributed by Alexander Stigleman

October 22, 2013

There is little worse than walking into the restroom and the only stall open is the middle one.  You set yourself up, but the feet of your fellow males keep stretching into your stall.  They grunt and groan from a different fo...

It’s the hard knock life for this 21st century boy

By Brian Figurski

October 22, 2013

I’m a pretty liberal guy here, you guys. I think, in 2013, we’re a little beyond categorizing gender roles by topics.That being said, it’s been a very hard month for this non-traditional man.I’ve been meeting a plethora o...

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