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Throw away your television

Throw away your television

February 18, 2014

Curse of the Oakland Center circle: proven

By Scott Wolchek

February 4, 2014

Filed under Satire

It’s circular, enchanted with dark magic− and most of us have stepped on it. The circle in front of the Oakland Center has long been rumored to be imbued with evil forces, and now it’s been verified.“I was a 4.0 studen...

Mouthing off: Of mice and college men

By Scott Wolchek

January 28, 2014

Filed under Satire

There’s a mouse in my house, more cunning than the devil himself.Not only does he constantly outwit my roommates and I, but he is adding much unwanted destruction to our apartment. He tears holes in backpacks, rips the carpet with h...

Internet connection part II: Falling out of love

By Brian Figurski

January 15, 2014

Filed under Satire, Satire / Mouthing Off

About a year ago, I browsed a photo album and went on a spirit journey through in the Internet to find a long forgotten friend of mine, Cameron (sic). I even wrote a sadistic stalk-inspiring article about it.Damn you all for n...

Mouthing off: Thanksgiving is the new black

By Brian Figurski

November 26, 2013

Filed under Satire

Thanksgiving will always hold a special place in my heart. November’s fourth Thursday always brings back golden memories of the Lions being utterly decimated, my first taste of whiskey via my sneaky uncle and Grandma’s to-die-fo...

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