The Oakland Post

New year, same everybody

New year, same everybody

January 6, 2015

Procrastination hurts us all

By Kaylee Kean

December 2, 2014

Filed under Satire, Satire / Mouthing Off

Call me a nerd, but one of the things I’ll miss most about Oakland is the Kresge Library. It’s one of my happy places here in the Rochester area.When I’m stressed and have a lot of homework, that’s where I like to go. It’s ...

Dressing well is in the jeans

Sean Gardner

November 18, 2014

Filed under Satire, Satire / Mouthing Off

I meet some interesting characters working at a grocery store. Whether you are a psychopath or part of the ideal American family, there's a pretty good chance you need to eat, and grocery stores are a common place to harvest yo...

My Jekyll always Hydes

By Josh Soltman

November 4, 2014

Filed under Satire, Satire / Mouthing Off

I am an asshole. I’m not questioning it, I am not making excuses; it is simply a fact. I am an asshole. Most of my compatriots think that it is a black and white issue, that I am just a jerk for the sake of being a jerk. I am h...

Pining for sliming

Josh Soltman

October 28, 2014

Filed under Satire, Satire / Mouthing Off

    Sometimes, when I’m lying alone in my bed, sulking about my pitiful existence, crippling debt and bevy of incomplete homework assignments, I decided to flip on the good ol’ boob tube. As I scrolled through the onslaught of bla...

Wedding Day Bliss

Wedding Day Bliss

October 22, 2014

Naked and afraid

Naked and afraid

October 14, 2014

Take a gulp out of life

Take a gulp out of life

October 7, 2014

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