Lauren Karmo, Campus Editor
August 4, 2020
Ladies and gentlemen, girls and gays, welcome back to the Oakland Post’s satire section after a long hiatus. In March, we needed to take a pause to focus on some slightly more important issues — we’re in a global pandemi...
Lauren Karmo, Campus Editor
April 1, 2020
My brother and I are best friends, don’t get me wrong, but being stuck in the same house together day-in and day-out is gonna lead to some head butting. Now that we’re older, we don’t fight as much as we did when we were...
Michael Pearce, Sports Editor
April 1, 2020
When you think of an American hero, what goes through your head?
Some might think of soldiers, lifelong politicians, firefighters and doctors. But there is only one man I’d ever give the title of “hero” to.
His name...
Katie LaDuke, Managing Editor
April 1, 2020
I LOVE dogs. I wish I could pet every dog I pass, but the days are just too short for that. If I’ve learned anything over my 21 years of living, it’s that every dog has its very own personality, just like us college students....
Sergio Montanez, Photographer
April 1, 2020
Aries: March 21-April 19
After decades of soul-searching, you finally realize that you have no soul.
Taurus: April 20-May 20
A reoccurring dream will predict a sudden thrill to make workout videos like those couples on Inst...
Sergio Montanez, Photographer
April 1, 2020
You’ve already watched “The Office” in its entirety twice, but since you’ve got nothing else to do, now you’ve decided to watch reruns of it on Comedy Central. Soon enough, you’re going to rewatch the final season of ...
Katie LaDuke, Managing Editor
March 27, 2020
It’s been one week and two days since Gov. Whitmer told us to stay home and stay safe with her executive order to close everything except essential businesses. But, for some reason, people don’t understand what “STAY HOME...
Michael Pearce, Sports Editor
March 11, 2020
“What’s up, Twitter world, yours truly here.”
Never have truer words been spoken. NFL legend Orenthal James (O.J.) Simpson will be visiting Oakland University to give a speech on his legendary career in the NFL and acting,...
Sergio Montanez, Photographer
March 11, 2020
In late January, President Donald Trump formed a task force to handle the deadly coronavirus. By the end of February, Trump named Vice President Mike Pence the head of that task force.
Last week, in a press conference where Pence...
Lauren Karmo, Campus Editor
March 4, 2020
As the primaries get closer and closer, talk about the presidential candidates has dominated the news cycle for months on end. Who’s going to come out on top? No one can truly know ... or can we?
Bernard “Bernie” Sanders...
Ben Hume, Web Editor
March 3, 2020
It is the end of an era, though many might not be aware. After months of rule and a final mad dash for the throne, Pete "the Rat King" Buttigeig has dropped out of the presidential race.
His candidacy was built on foundations famil...
Lauren Karmo, Campus Editor
February 19, 2020
We have almost made it, ladies and gents, we are almost there. Spring break — or more like winter break because it is FEBRUARY. The timing is beside the point. The real point is that we get over a whole week, a glorious nine...
