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Stupid fights to instigate with your sibling in quarantine

Lauren Karmo, Campus Editor

April 1, 2020

My brother and I are best friends, don’t get me wrong, but being stuck in the same house together day-in and day-out is gonna lead to some head butting. Now that we’re older, we don’t fight as much as we did when we were...

‘Paul Blart’ 2: Hollywood royalty

Michael Pearce, Sports Editor

April 1, 2020

When you think of an American hero, what goes through your head? Some might think of soldiers, lifelong politicians, firefighters and doctors. But there is only one man I’d ever give the title of “hero” to. His name...

Majors as different breeds of dogs

Katie LaDuke, Managing Editor

April 1, 2020

I LOVE dogs. I wish I could pet every dog I pass, but the days are just too short for that. If I’ve learned anything over my 21 years of living, it’s that every dog has its very own personality, just like us college students....

Your horoscopes: Week of April 1, 2020

Sergio Montanez, Photographer

April 1, 2020

Aries: March 21-April 19 After decades of soul-searching, you finally realize that you have no soul.  Taurus: April 20-May 20 A reoccurring dream will predict a sudden thrill to make workout videos like those couples on Inst...

The top eight songs to add to your ‘Social Distancing’ Spotify playlist

Sergio Montanez, Photographer

April 1, 2020

You’ve already watched “The Office” in its entirety twice, but since you’ve got nothing else to do, now you’ve decided to watch reruns of it on Comedy Central. Soon enough, you’re going to rewatch the final season of ...

Stay home or you’re stupid

Katie LaDuke, Managing Editor

March 27, 2020

It’s been one week and two days since Gov. Whitmer told us to stay home and stay safe with her executive order to close everything except essential businesses. But, for some reason, people don’t understand what “STAY HOME...

Oakland University to bring in O.J. Simpson to speak

Michael Pearce, Sports Editor

March 11, 2020

“What’s up, Twitter world, yours truly here.” Never have truer words been spoken. NFL legend Orenthal James (O.J.) Simpson will be visiting Oakland University to give a speech on his legendary career in the NFL and acting,...

The All-American coronavirus task force

Sergio Montanez, Photographer

March 11, 2020

In late January, President Donald Trump formed a task force to handle the deadly coronavirus. By the end of February, Trump named Vice President Mike Pence the head of that task force. Last week, in a press conference where Pence...

Proof Bernie sold his soul to the devil

Lauren Karmo, Campus Editor

March 4, 2020

As the primaries get closer and closer, talk about the presidential candidates has dominated the news cycle for months on end. Who’s going to come out on top? No one can truly know ... or can we? Bernard “Bernie” Sanders...

The end of the Rat King’s reign

Ben Hume, Web Editor

March 3, 2020

It is the end of an era, though many might not be aware. After months of rule and a final mad dash for the throne, Pete "the Rat King" Buttigeig has dropped out of the presidential race. His candidacy was built on foundations famil...

Working college students as spring breakers 2020

Lauren Karmo, Campus Editor

February 19, 2020

We have almost made it, ladies and gents, we are almost there. Spring break — or more like winter break because it is FEBRUARY. The timing is beside the point. The real point is that we get over a whole week, a glorious nine...

If you give a college student homework…

Katelyn Hill, Staff Reporter

February 19, 2020

Do y’all remember that book “If You Give a Mouse a Cookie” from your younger years? Or that stupid pencil one where if you don’t have a pencil you’ll end up homeless? Well, if you give a college student homework, esp...

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