Satire – The Oakland Post

SATIRE: The three spookiest sights at OU

October 16, 2018

SATIRE: Oakland reveals how it plans to make changes to campus

October 10, 2018

SATIRE: Fall brings beautiful scenery and depression

October 3, 2018

Richard: Unsung hero of Oak View Hall

Michael Pearce, Sports Editor

September 26, 2018

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While Dennis in Vandenberg gets all the hype for being a sweet, kind and talented man, there is another man who makes life better at Oakland day-by-day as well. Dennis deserves his hype for sure, but it is time we as Oakland Un...

SATIRE: An open letter to Pumpkin Spice Latte Haters

September 11, 2018

SATIRE: A new species has emerged on campus

Michael Pearce, Sports Editor

September 5, 2018

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Neil deGrasse Tyson. Bill Nye the Science Guy. Albert Einstein. Mrs. Frizzle. Some of the greatest scientific minds that the world has ever seen are all working on the mysterious case of Youngis Freshmanicus, the new invasive ...

SATIRE: The glory of the Great American Road Trip

Patrick Sullivan, Web Editor

August 1, 2018

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Road-tripping across the US of A has been an American staple since this nation's founding. Starting with the founding fathers taking a quick trot over to see Mount Rushmore after a tough week of fighting Brits, taking a road trip...

SATIRE: The nation’s new epidemic: Summer Vacation

June 26, 2018

SATIRE: Missing yOU

Michael Pearce, Sports Editor

June 6, 2018

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Dear Oakland, It has been almost a month and a half since we were separated by the cruelty of the winter semester ending. I long for you like no other. Since I’ve been gone, I have no words to describe the pain I am in w...

SATIRE: Why it’s sometimes OK to abandon your hopes and dreams

April 10, 2018

SATIRE: Spooky sightings on campus

Michael Pearce, Staff Reporter

April 10, 2018

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With Friday the 13th rapidly approaching, Oakland University students are already seeing signs of the spiritual world coming to life. The spirits are reportedly only able to be seen by the sophomore through senior classes. “I...

SATIRE: Six ways to make money while sitting on your lazy ass

Michael Pearce, Staff Reporter

March 27, 2018

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1. Drive people from their residence hall to their parking spot Parking at Oakland is… less than ideal. So, when it gets into the wee hours of the night, especially in the cold months. You can sit outside of any residenc...