The Oakland Post

Fishfly season is upon us

Katie LaDuke, Managing Editor

June 26, 2019

Greetings from Michigan’s favorite boat town, St. Clair Shores. I’m here to report that the worst time of the year has officially begun — fishfly season. If you’ve ever encountered one of these nightmares with wings...

Satire: Millennials are outdating doorbell technology through texting

Rachel Basela, Staff Intern

June 26, 2019

Ding-dong ditch Millennials are outdating yet another commonplace device: the modern doorbell. With the new normality of the “I’m here” text, many young people are choosing to disregard walking up to the porch and ringing. ...

How to torture your keto friends

Katie LaDuke, Managing Editor

June 5, 2019

If you don’t live under a rock, I’m sure you’re familiar with the keto craze that has been sweeping people everywhere off their feet. If you do live under a rock, let me explain just what this diet is. The ketogenic diet ...

Satire: Who is Sam the Plant?

Dean Vaglia, Staff Reporter

April 3, 2019

At Oakland University, only one question keeps students up at night: just who is Sam the Plant? To those in the loop, Sam is the philodendron plant in the corner of the Oakland University Writing Center in Kresge Library, sil...

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