Rapper Lupe Fiasco will make a stop at Oakland University to promote his new album, “Food & Liquour II: The Great American Rap Album Pt. 1,” Oct. 2 at 2:30 p.m.According to Student Program Board Special...
While Oakland University is home to many football fans, we don’t have our own team. This forces us to seek out other means of watching football and thus we watch NFL games.But the NFL has recently run...
Hello, I’m a Mac. If anyone asks me though, I’m a PC.The droves of Apple minions that waited in line to trade their dignity for the new iPhone have forced me to question my allegiances. I’m beginning...
We’ve all had the pure misfortune of doing our dastardly deeds of doo-doo and defecation (Yay! Alliteration!) in the privacy of our confined bathroom stall, only to be troubled by the noise of our bathroom...
Last week on two separate occasions, two members of the Oakland University family were hit by vehicles. I am in a state of shock over the lack of action that has been taken.Those two don’t know gold...
Perhaps I am just too old for these young’uns, but I feel Oakland’s campus has been overrun by swarms of fast-footed, quick-witted freshmen. If you’ve never seen the sitcom “Dinosaurs”, we are...
On their “Crime” album, Against Me! has a song called “Walking is Still Honest.” They’ve obviously never seen me in a university parking lot on a boring day.In fall semester 2011, I had a three-hour...
I have a well-trained poker face. I am a master of indifference. I wear nothing on my extremely professional sleeve. There is no smiling in journalism.To be fair, there’s no smirking, grimacing, screaming,...
Labor Day weekend is, to many, the bittersweet end of summer. For me, it ushers in the war on anxiety.Let’s be honest — going back to school can be a daunting task.I’ve always taken a sort of comfort...
Orientation? More like, borientation.That was funny. That seemingly endless onslaught of sleep-inducing speeches known as ‘orientation,’ was not funny.Fortunately for you, I have compiled a list of...
My grandmother declared me a Communist when I was 16 when I said I didn’t like apple pie.I wish I was kidding.In politely declining pie, I apparently also turned down democratic freedoms. I remember...
Dear ABC, NBC, FOX, CNN, USA, MTV/VH1 (which are really the same thing), TBS, TNT, and whatever channel Tyler Perry is on nowadays,Hey guys, it’s me again. You must not have gotten my last letter about...
