People of Earth,I'm with Coco! Just say no to "Big Jaw" Leno.Unless you've been living under a rock, you've probably heard about the ongoing crisis in late night programming over at the National Broadcasting...
The parking lots near the O'Rena are filling up. The noise of the crowd and the sound system spills into the campus air. OUPD is making sure nothing goes wrong and a giant bus from out of state waits in...
...and it's time to panicBy Annie StodolaYou/Local Editor, paranoid personSo the Mouthing Off editor catches me freaking out about the end of days and makes me write about it. I hope you enjoy me pushing...
It's the first Monday meeting of the new semester. My boss is going across the room finding out what people in the newsroom are working on for the paper. Please skip me. Please forget that I work here....
Dear 2009,Like every year, you started off cold and will end cold, but you filled that gap in between with nonsense, crap, and suck.Right from the start, Chelsey "Sully" Sullenberger lands a damned plane...
I have a buffalo topiary. That's a bush that's shaped like a buffalo Edward Scissorhands-style.I have three chickens, a duck and a baby turkey I can't eat. I have a sheep that goes "baa" quite randomly...
If I told you a decade ago to go Google yourself, you might have punched me in the face.These days, the Internet has become a breeding ground for new slang and lingo, with tweets and friending and other...
Yellow fever fiendsBy KAY NGUYENCampus editor / Asian sensationI'm Asian so it's totally OK that I write this.urbandictionary.com defines yellow fever as: "a term usually applied to white males who have...
By DAN SIMONSMouthing Off EditorI've been feeling a little light-headed lately.Not because studying and working late has robbed me of sleep, or because I played too much "trick or treat or Jagermeister"...
By DAN SIMONSMouthing Off EditorI hate cancer. Cancer sucks.It's taken too many good people from us and it slows down those battling against it. You're out having a good time and BAM! Overzealous cells...
I've got to find a place for my Pulitzer Prize. The way I figure, if President Obama is handed the high honor of The Nobel Peace Prize only nine months into his presidency, then I'm bound to win a Pulitzer....
By KAY NGUYENCampus Editor/overly-mothered girlFirst dates are always awkward.First dates are even harder for me. After being out of the dating game for so long, I not only had to put the lid back on my...