Man on the Street: If all of the faculty suddenly disappeared, what would you do?

Peter Rosander, sophomore

“I would take over the school — become like some sort of emperor or king.”

Victoria Torres, freshman

“I guess take online classes — the students would teach themselves.”

Taylor Williams, junior

“I’d nap. I’d just go to sleep.”

Taylor Eberhart, junior

“Look for them.”

Anthony Spak, sophomore

“Accept my fate as a Hungry Howie’s worker for the rest of my life.”

Alexa James, sophomore

“I’d pretend to be them — I feel like it’d be fun.”

Sam Boyhtari, sophomore

“Go home.”

Andre Sykes, sophomore

“I’d go to O’Bears, make some frappes and then go to Vandenberg and make some real food. And then take the Bear Bus on a joy ride.”