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Friends aren’t forever

Friends aren’t forever

September 2, 2014

He’s a Seoul man

He’s a Seoul man

July 3, 2014

Mouthing Off: Babies are for loving, not accessorizing

By Josh Soltman and Haley Kotwicki

June 3, 2014

Filed under Satire, Satire / Mouthing Off

A Tennessee woman’s deep family ties inspired us when we read about her decision to strap her newborn baby to the train of her dress during her wedding. Brides attempting to do something creative on their wedding day is nothing n... Read more »

Freshman Friday is real

By Kaseb Ahmad

April 27, 2014

Filed under Satire, Satire / Mouthing Off

This is a personal message to all incoming freshmen. Freshman Friday is real.Every high school horror story you heard? They are coming back to haunt you on your way to college. You thought you finally outgrew the childish nose pick... Read more »

Clowning around is serious business

By Brian Figurski

April 15, 2014

Filed under Satire, Satire / Mouthing Off

Golden Grizzlies, it comes with great ambivalence that I give my last formal address, for some foolish human up the administrative ladder has determined I have sacrificed enough time and money to be granted a piece of paper with m... Read more »

Keep your pants on

By Scott Wolchek

April 8, 2014

Filed under Satire, Satire / Mouthing Off

Last week, I walked into the bathroom to one of the strangest sights a guy can see—a grown man using the urinal with his pants around his ankles.Most boys stop doing that around the age of five. It doesn’t take that much coord... Read more »

It’s the end of the world as we know it

By Josh Soltman

April 1, 2014

Filed under Satire, Satire / Mouthing Off

Civilization is doomed. Life as we know it is ending. So grab a case of beer and that stack of Playboys and head to the basement, because the end is nigh.OK, maybe we aren’t completely doomed yet. How many times have we been ... Read more »

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