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Great balls of fire

Josh Soltman

January 27, 2015

Filed under Satire, Satire / Mouthing Off

If you happened to look up into the sky at any time on Monday, you probably didn’t notice anything out of the ordinary. Since it’s 2015 and the only people who own binoculars are perverts and bird watchers, you probably didn... Read more »

Procrastination hurts us all

By Kaylee Kean

December 2, 2014

Filed under Satire, Satire / Mouthing Off

Call me a nerd, but one of the things I’ll miss most about Oakland is the Kresge Library. It’s one of my happy places here in the Rochester area.When I’m stressed and have a lot of homework, that’s where I like to go. It’s ... Read more »

Dressing well is in the jeans

Sean Gardner

November 18, 2014

Filed under Satire, Satire / Mouthing Off

I meet some interesting characters working at a grocery store. Whether you are a psychopath or part of the ideal American family, there's a pretty good chance you need to eat, and grocery stores are a common place to harvest yo... Read more »

My Jekyll always Hydes

By Josh Soltman

November 4, 2014

Filed under Satire, Satire / Mouthing Off

I am an asshole. I’m not questioning it, I am not making excuses; it is simply a fact. I am an asshole. Most of my compatriots think that it is a black and white issue, that I am just a jerk for the sake of being a jerk. I am h... Read more »

Pining for sliming

Josh Soltman

October 28, 2014

Filed under Satire, Satire / Mouthing Off

    Sometimes, when I’m lying alone in my bed, sulking about my pitiful existence, crippling debt and bevy of incomplete homework assignments, I decided to flip on the good ol’ boob tube. As I scrolled through the onslaught of bla... Read more »

Wedding Day Bliss

Wedding Day Bliss

October 22, 2014

Naked and afraid

Naked and afraid

October 14, 2014

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