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Grizzly Climbers gain altitude to gain respect

By Sean Gardner

April 1, 2015

Filed under Satire

Three students were found climbing the outside of the Elliot Tower, according to multiple reports, April 1.In what looked like a scene from a movie, the students found themselves scaling the 151 foot tower — harness free.“Not e... Read more »

Spotted: Former president seen on campus

By Kaylee Kean

April 1, 2015

Filed under Satire

It was a dark, cold morning — roughly 2 a.m., to be specific. Senior Devon Mahieu was taking a jog around campus as part of her daily morning routine.She always starts from her apartment and makes her way to the woods on the... Read more »

Looking for respect: the Grizzly Climbers story

By Sean Gardner

March 31, 2015

Filed under Satire

Three students were found climbing the outside of the Elliot Tower, according to multiple reports, April 1.In what looked like a scene from a movie, the students found themselves scaling the 151 foot tower – harness free.“Not... Read more »

Play it safe, or pay the bills?

By Cheyanne Kramer

March 29, 2015

Filed under Satire

With graduation approaching, many students are left with the burden of paying off their student loan debts. Here are 10 creative ways to pay yours off and have a bit of fun while doing so.10. Live in a van.It's not easy paying... Read more »

Movies killed the movie star

Josh Soltman

March 17, 2015

Filed under Satire, Satire / Mouthing Off

If you’re a “Star Wars” fan like me, you should be severely titillated at the thought of a reboot in the series. At first, I was so excited I couldn’t keep food down. I’d been waiting ever since I was a kid for more. ... Read more »

Senioritis: The deadliest disease

Josh Soltman

March 10, 2015

Filed under Satire, Satire / Mouthing Off

I am a self-centered buffoon (that one’s for you Kaylee). This is not a new concept for me but as I near the climax of my college career — graduation — I’m finding that my attention is getting more and more focused on my... Read more »

Cry me a body of water

Cry me a body of water

February 17, 2015

No virtues in Valentine’s Day

Josh Soltman

February 10, 2015

Filed under Satire, Satire / Mouthing Off

Love doesn’t exist. OK, that’s not fair. It does exist, but it’s stupid and dumb and I hate it. This reason alone is why having a “holiday” based solely off of this faux idea of love is incredibly ridiculous.  Of ... Read more »

Snow emergency, snow money

By Kaylee Kean

February 3, 2015

Filed under Satire

Students spend hundreds, wait hours to avoid moving cars for snow emergency policyIt started with a Yik Yak.“Screw this stupid snow emergency policy. I don’t want to go out into the snow. Someone should start a valet service.... Read more »

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