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SATIRE: Housing horrors

SATIRE: Housing horrors

October 25, 2016

College is a zoo

College is a zoo

April 3, 2016

Knights of the traffic circle: medieval romance on campus

Grace Turner

February 7, 2016

Filed under Satire

Hello, peasants. Lady Grace here.I’m going to be honest – I’d rather not be on campus.Why? Too many people. Too many cars. Too many fluorescent lights. It’s just too much.But you know what else we’re not missing? Rom...

Another year of parking purgatory

By Brianna Walter

September 13, 2015

Filed under Satire

Welcome back to Oakland University and another year of parking lot purgatory! I cruised onto campus at 9:30 a.m. this morning and P1 was already full. So was P3.You might recognize these as ‘the two parking lots that are actu...

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