Breakup—it’s not me, it’s OU
Oakland, I wish I knew how to quit you - oh, wait, by graduating. That’s how.
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Lacrosse takes historic win
Last year, when the Oakland University women’s lacrosse team played Michigan State at Ultimate Sports Arena in Pontiac they were defeated handily 15-3. This year, the Grizzlies were determined not to let that happen again In a monumental upset, Oakland defeated MSU 13-10 in their rematch on Senior night back in Pontiac. The Spartans came [...]
Opening Day for Tigers brings Detroit together
Friday, April 9, was an unofficial holiday for people in Michigan. It was Opening Day in the Motor City, with the Detroit Tigers playing their first home game of the 2010 season.
Athlete sets high goal despite injury
During his brief time with the Oakland University track and field program, John Butler has built quite a resume. A junior in standing, Butler joined the track team as a walk-on last season.
The Caffine Chronicles: Addiction, anatomy, awesomeness
One simple chemical, tons of reasons to Mouth Off. The Caffeine Chronicles explores the sweet, the dangerous, and the energetic world of caffeine.
Relay for Life raises over $20,000
The American Cancer Society hosted the 6th annual Oakland University Relay for Life fundraiser last Friday at the Rec Center.
Nostalgia trip — Talking ’bout my generation
Dedication, celebration and a little frustration about our generation’s situation
Obama signs controversial health care bill
A poli-sci professor and a nurse comment about the passing of Obama's controversial health care bid.
Prescription — A who cares about health care
Mouthing Off is giving you a healthy dose of opinion about Obama’s new bill
Happy St. Patty’s Day — O’Kland getting its green on
Two Irish and an Italian explain what St. Patty’s Day means to them. Cheers!
Condemning Cosmo, the worst magazine ever.
Cosmo is the worst magazine. Ever. Dan Simons and Bryan Culver explain, and Gabi Jaye and Kay Nguyen rebuttal about Maxim.
Holy crap, robots — a mechanic’s take
It turns out a Post copy editor is plotting to take over the world with robots
Meadow Brook Theater Productions sure to entertain
With spring around the corner, Meadow Brook Theatre is getting ready for three shows centered around romance and comedy.
Spotlight on student org: Alpha Lambda Delta|First year honor society
Over the course of spring break, many Oakland University freshmen received news that their academic endeavors had paid off.
Ode to the Olympics – A hybrid’s take on the games
Once, every four years, the countries of the world get together, freeze their asses off, and compete against each other. And when that happens, Dan Simons is there to make fun of it.
The Dirty Show – Sex, sex, and even more sex
Mouthing Off editor Dan Simons is more than willing to penetrate the dark world of erotic art after going down to The Dirty show
Love or something close
Hookers and Holidays, the looming Valentine's Day brings out many thoughts on love... or something close.
A week is nothing; she has gone months without Facebook
After last week's "The log out freak out," one student tells us about her absence from Facebook for months.
“iPad,” uSay? Well, iMad
iPad? Really? A web exclusive Mouthing Off about the newest and possibly lamest Apple product.
Police Files 1-27
Lost Property: On Jan. 19 an officer took a lost property report in the Public Safety Services building lobby. The woman said she left her purse in a stall of the women’s restroom near the food court in the Oakland Center. She returned to the restroom and was unable to locate the purse. The woman [...]
