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Top Ten: Things you shouldn’t have said to your professors

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10. “Isn’t the administration pissing you off again? I could really use another week of vacation.”

9. “My doctor recommends listening to sounds to lull me to sleep. May I record your lecture?”

8. “Sorry I’m so late. I didn’t miss anything important though, right?”

7. “I was thinking about taking a different class, but your hot pepper rating on Rate My Professors swayed me.”

6. “I don’t know why my Spanish isn’t improving. Dora says I’m doing great!”

5. “If I ditch after the break, will I be marked absent?”

4. “I don’t know about the book, but the movie adaptation was awesome.”

3. “What’s this ‘Moodle’ you speak of?”

2. “I only got a B- on my paper? But I paid $19.95 for it!”

1. “The bookstore doesn’t believe me that I haven’t used my textbook all semester. Will you vouch for me?”