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Top Ten: Most anticipated Halloween costumes of 2010

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10. Lady Gaga in a meat dress

9. LeBron James with mandatory inflated ego

8. Christine O’Donnell, witch governor of Delaware; complete with anti-masturbation spell

7. Gulf of Mexico Charlie the Tuna, covered in crude oil

6. Tiger Woods; comes with Tiger Woods’ personal harem

5. Snooki; recycle your Oopma Loompa costume from last year

4. Sexy version of your favorite childhood cartoon character, e.g. sexy Optimus Prime

3. Lindsay Lohan with press-on obscenity nails, SCRAM bracelet and cocaine residue

2. Elderly Sylvester Stallone, with colostomy bag on ammo belt

1. The legendary Construction Barrel Man

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